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Post by Zack on Jan 13, 2007 14:15:10 GMT -5
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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Post by cock_block on Jan 13, 2007 14:15:34 GMT -5
best. post. ever.
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Post by Okashi on Jan 13, 2007 14:52:40 GMT -5
lol
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Post by CactusMaster on Jan 13, 2007 16:35:50 GMT -5
But wine is so much classier. =/
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Post by ITklown on Jan 14, 2007 5:20:18 GMT -5
Beer <3<3<3<3
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Post by rekt on Jan 17, 2007 15:28:39 GMT -5
Wine is a faggot hoebag homo, reminds me of Okashi.
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Post by Okashi on Jan 17, 2007 15:33:13 GMT -5
You're 14 years old, and you already drink, rekt?
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Post by PikaPete on Jan 17, 2007 16:56:25 GMT -5
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 6000BC
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Post by rekt on Jan 17, 2007 18:10:42 GMT -5
Wine is gross.
That is all.
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Post by Zack on Jan 18, 2007 9:18:41 GMT -5
Ways to get drunk...
Beer>>>Liquor>Wine Coolers>Wine>>>>>>>Mouthwash>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rubbing Alcohol
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Post by ITklown on Jan 18, 2007 15:03:47 GMT -5
You're 14 years old, and you already drink, rekt? If so, he wouldn't be the first one on the forum to start at that age...
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Post by Okashi on Jan 18, 2007 17:24:41 GMT -5
I see what you did there
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