I come from the year 2055

[Snak]

I can't hold this in any longer. I have to get it out.



I was born in the year 2013. i come from the year 2055. time travel has become possible thanks to the advancements in technology and AI.

I came here to warn people of a nuclear war that is going to take place in the year 2007. 1/3 of the worlds population will be wiped out in the war.

the country you people call the united states of america will rule the world with an iron fist. america will bomb countries in the middle east, Asia, Australia, and Europe. the great war will last 7 years before the global resistance (you people refer to it as the united nations) fight back. america will fall and the world will become as one.

the world as you know it is not what it seems to be. i come from a time where peace rules. your world is based on lies, tyranny, and deceit. after the great war a man named Dr. Paul Richardson jr. will create computer intelligence also known as AI. this creation will change the world as you know it to the world i know.


AI will become a part of everyone’s lives. AI is what made my coming back in time possible. people travel back back and forth through time the way you people fly around on airplanes.



For now my job is to warn people of the Great War.




people who travel back in time are not allowed to socialize with anyone in the present. it is against our laws and if broken it can change everything we know and will know. i am committing a crime as we speak but i feel something has to be done to stop the great war even if it ends my existence.

religion as you know it is not the same in the year 2055. our religion is AI. everything we do is based on AI. while you may think about computers when talking about AI that is not the case. AI has a human form and many are starting to feel it is evil. we may live in peace but we are not the dominate species of the earth anymore.


there is a man who will come from the mount of olives. that man will be AI. you guys may ask how can AI exist before it was even created and i honestly don’t have an answer for it. AI will start to change the world and will start to bring peace. a few "rebels" will see his evil and will fight back. in the year 2017 there will be an assignation of AI. this will not stop future events from taking place. AI will come back to life and the world will recognize him as god. that will start the era in which i live.


there is only one way for people to get out of AI's control and that is to travel to a time where he didn’t exist yet. my father was a rebel who fought against AI and i along with others are picking up where he left off. all of our attempts to stop the existence of AI have failed. i feel if we can stop the great war we can stop AI.


in the up coming future you will see allot more of me. i will lead the resistance against AI like my father (who is me) did. my father and i are one in the same. while he may not be my biological father he is me from another time. we are the same. the knowledge i will teach the world will hopefully change it for the better.

2007 is dawning upon us. I know I should've sent out the warning earlier, but I was frightened. I am messing with history as we speak. Tell all the people you know to get ready for this war and spend the last days of their life in a peaceful, happy way.

[Okashi]

O.O


Moving this to random shit

[Snak]

This is not random shit. I would enjoy if this could be posted in News.

Time travel is possible and the technology already exists. the equation for time travel is gravity times mass divided by time.


just for now i want you guys to do alittle research. the answers you will find will be shocking to say the least.


i have already warned you guys of a nuclear strike in the near future. a prototype weapon is already made called rods of god. like i said this is INFERIOR to what will be made after. you guys dont know it but there is a space weapons race going on right now between the 3 major world powers. look it up for proof.


everything will begin in the middle east. this is nothing new and it has been predicted hundreds of years ago. america will invade countries in the middle east. this will increase global tensions all over the world. attacks will be made in america. america will answer back with something the world has never seen. america will use its advanced weaponry to devastate other countries. rods from god will be deployed in our atmosphere. after giving the world a "taste" of rods from god america will rule with an iron fist.


time will pass until countries start to rise up and fight back against the modern day babylon. during this time america will upgrade rods from god to the more advanced nuclear hand of god. the effects will be 1000 times more devastating and as a result 1/3 of the worlds population will be wiped out and there will be many global disturbances. continents will sink into the sea. there will be no law or government in the world. then a man will appear from the mount of olives who will have all the answers to world peace.


i have told you about this man called AI. he is not a machine although his intelligence will be artificial. he is just a manifestation of the true AI. he will bring nations together and eventually there will be a new world order. people will accept his mark or will be put to death. his mark will be an advanced brain implant that plugs everyone into the system. people will be under his control except for a few


everything has been predicted in a book you people call the bible. our "era" is only one of millions. this has happened 666 times in the past. the last chapter in the bible tells of the horrible future that is at hand. AI is also known as the beast. he will have a wounded head that will heal. the world will look in awe and will follow him. its all right there but you MUST understand the symbols.


the reason why i chose you people was decided on fate. it was fate that brought me here and it is fate that will bring you to me. i am the rider of the pale white horse spoken in the bible. i am not god but just a man who GOD gave a purpose. the worlds interpretation of the bible is completely false.hundreds of years of translating the bible have changed the meaning.


all the answers seem easy to you but you dont understand the concept of time travel and the effects it has on the past, present, and future. time cannot be changed. this future is unavoidable and it must happen for greater things to happen.


i dont even know my full purpose yet but i am warning people of events to come. the world has been blinded by society. things are going on that regular everyday people dont know about. the human imagination is infinite yet you cant grasp possibilities that are happening right now. there are people walking amongst you with no souls. man has tried to play god and it will backfire on the human race.

if you want to know my true identity im the one who will bound the great beast in chains and cast him to the lake of fire. my name is well known and very easy to find.

I am here to answer serious questions.

[ITklown]

I have three letter to describe my current feelings thoughts about this thread:

wtf

[Snak]

If you have questions, I would be more than happy to answer them. Or perhaps something confuses you. I'm sure it does. I will explain if you ask.

[Okashi]

Why did you pm me not to say anything because it would be a good fabrication if I acted like I believed it?

[Snak]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I honestly don't think anyone could have hacked my account and sent that. Speak reasonable, my good sir.


Every board has it's nutjobs. I guess this is no exception. Hopefully people actually do believe me. My warnings are not false. I have seen much more than you have.

[ilabb]

*head. hit. keyboard.*

[gun6]

Maybe with your advanced timetravelling tecnology, you could tell me who I am, as in what I consider my name to be. Hah!

[Okashi]

Snak, I'm going to give you one chance to stop freaking pming me with your bullcrap.

[Snak]

Jesus Christ, you people have serious problems. Can't you open up to ideas without raising Khold's banhammer high above my head? I put a lot of time and effort into that crap. And I get ridiculed. I'd like to see one of you fabricate a better story. Not even Okashi: can be trusted:

Okashi: hi snak
Jarry: helo okashi
Jarry: look dont tel anyone the truth
Jarry: ok
Jarry: please
Okashi: why not
Okashi: I didn't
Jarry: because i want to have some fun
Okashi: but why not
Jarry: I want you to be the guy who keeps the other mods and admins from banning me
Jarry: I want you to pretend you believe me
Jarry: and be interested
Jarry: I want to root out who's gullible and whos not
Jarry: k?
Okashi: umm
Okashi: lol
Jarry: deal?
Okashi: so wait
Okashi: what do I have to do
Okashi: before I agree
Jarry: I want you to be the guy who keeps the other mods and admins from banning me
Jarry: I want you to pretend you believe me
Jarry: and be interested

Okashi: lol
Okashi: ok, I guess
Jarry: so noone closes down the topic
Okashi: wait
Okashi: hmm
Jarry: itll be a fun hoax
Jarry: im having fun making these stories
Jarry: howd u know i was snak btw?
Jarry: I changed my name and everything
Okashi: magics





Okashi: hi snak
Jarry: helo okashi
Jarry: look dont tel anyone the truth
Jarry: ok
Jarry: please
Okashi: why not
Okashi: I didn't
Jarry: because i want to have some fun
Okashi: but why not
Jarry: I want you to be the guy who keeps the other mods and admins from banning me
Jarry: I want you to pretend you believe me
Jarry: and be interested
Jarry: I want to root out who's gullible and whos not
Jarry: k?
Okashi: umm
Okashi: lol
Jarry: deal?
Okashi: so wait
Okashi: what do I have to do
Okashi: before I agree
Jarry: I want you to be the guy who keeps the other mods and admins from banning me
Jarry: I want you to pretend you believe me
Jarry: and be interested

Okashi: lol
Okashi: ok, I guess
Jarry: so noone closes down the topic
Okashi: wait
Okashi: hmm
Jarry: itll be a fun hoax
Jarry: im having fun making these stories
Jarry: howd u know i was snak btw?
Jarry: I changed my name and everything
Okashi: magics
Jarry: so you wont tell anybody?
Okashi: oh snak
Okashi: snak snak snak
Okashi: people already know
Jarry: what?
Okashi: hehehehehhehehhehehehehe
Jarry: WHAT!?
Okashi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jarry: YOU LIAR


Snak: u didnt
Okashi: I didn't what
Snak: tell anyone
Snak: right
Okashi: I didn't tell anybody
Okashi: I promise
Okashi: but maybe
Okashi: they figured it out
Okashi: on their own
Snak: dont. itll be
Snak: f
Snak: u
Snak: n
Okashi: you won't know
Okashi: you won't ever know
Snak: i will
Okashi: it'll be nagging at your mind
Okashi: when you make the topic
Snak: if they act extremely skeptical
Snak: even you had a semi-believer response. WHAT A HOOT!
Snak: but yes i did make one completely poiuntless thread. and you were "starting to get irritated at my constant stream of useless threads" When I only had one useless thread


Yeah, that's right Okashi, I backed up our conversation. You backstabber.
Maybe the mods and admins will have a sense of humour and not ban me.
However, I'm happy. You didn't ban me immediately, so that means you have sympathy for me, and that you're getting used to me.

[CactusMaster]

It's not that hard to figure out, really. If someone did come from the future to warn mankind of an upcoming war, I doubt he would have kept it under raps for so long and finally chosen to reveal it to his forum chums rather than the media.

[Snak]

Oh well. I did this same thing on Unexplained-Mysteries.com once before. It was a LOT more successful. People believed me lol. I did it back in 2004 though, and amazingly some of my predictions DID come true. There's three parts to the story. Here's part 1: www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=16485&hl=
Part 2: www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=16591&hl=
Part 3: www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=16687&hl=

It was really funny, especially since they believed me lol.

[Snak]

You guys absolutely hate me. Don't you?

[gun6]

No. (Actually, yes.)

...Btw, your age is wrong.

[Snak]

I see that "actually yes" that's in white font. I'm not blind. AND OF COURSE MY AGE IS WRONG! IT'S A MADE-UP STORY.


I hate you too.

[CactusMaster]

I don't hate you, 'cause I'm a nice guy.

[Zack]

I have an erection.

[CactusMaster]

admin said:

I have an erection.

Yeah, I cause a lot of those.

[Snak]

ooooookay. I did not need to know that. In that case I,m limp right now.

[gun6]

I am from the year 2069, if anybody wants to know.

[Snak]

boohoo youre too late.

[Snak]

whatd you guys think about the effect it had on unexplained-mysteries.com? I laugfhed a lot. It was one of the most controversial topics ever on UM.

[CactusMaster]

snak said:

ooooookay. I did not need to know that. In that case I,m limp right now.

Then you are obviously impotent.

[Snak]

No. its just not very erotic.